Privacy

Last updated 9 November 2026

What this site stores

In your own browser: your answer to the cookie notice, and what is in your basket. Both live in local storage on your device, and clearing your browser data removes them.

Measurement, only if you say yes

If you press “That is fine” on the cookie notice, we load two tools. Neither loads if you do not.

The Whop pixel. Our checkout is run by Whop. The pixel tells us which of our ads brought you here, by recording the pages you visit, the products you look at, what you add to the basket, and when you send the trade and bulk order form. With that form it also sends Whop the name and email you typed in, so a sale can be matched to the ad behind it. Whop processes this under its own privacy policy.

PostHog. PostHog shows us how the site is used, so we can fix what gets in the way. It records the pages you visit, what you click, the products you look at, and when you open the checkout, along with a recording of the page as you use it. Everything typed into a form is masked in those recordings, and the checkout itself is not recorded. If you send the trade and bulk order form, your name and email are attached so we can see the visit behind an order. PostHog stores this on servers in the EU.

If you press “Essential only”, neither tool loads and none of this is sent. You can change your answer at any time with the Cookie choices link at the foot of every page.

What we do not do

• No tracking of any kind unless you say yes
• No selling of anything you send us

When you contact us

The contact, order and trade forms send what you type to our own server on this domain, which passes it straight to our inbox as an email. It is not stored on the website and it is not shared with anyone, apart from the name and email sent to Whop and PostHog with the order form when you have said yes on the cookie notice, as described above. We hold your name, email, address and what you ordered for as long as we need to fulfil the order and meet Irish tax record keeping rules.

Those forms are protected by Cloudflare Turnstile, which checks that a person rather than a bot is submitting. It sets no advertising cookies and does not track you across other sites.

Fonts

Typefaces load from Google Fonts, which means Google receives the request for the font file and your IP address as part of it. If you would rather that did not happen, the fonts can be self hosted on request.

Your rights

Under GDPR you can ask what we hold about you, ask for it to be corrected, or ask us to delete it. Ask through the contact form and we will deal with it within thirty days. You can also complain to the Irish Data Protection Commission.

Contact

Use the contact form and a person answers.